
As I was waiting at the station this morning, a guy in scruffy camo jacket and jeans approached me, asking for a light (I didn’t have one). “What do you do?” he asked, noting my pinstriped suit and tie, “You a brief?”
I said I was a consultant. “Financial services?” he continued. “I give you £20 and you turn it into £50?”
If only it were that simple.
“They won’t give me the job I want. I want a bank job – one with no alarms or guards.” I laughed nervously.
“Seriously, I did one in Amsterdam and got eight years…”
Moving swiftly on, it was a working day so I pulled up a few electro-esque tracks and settled down to write a report or two:
- Smile like you mean it (Fischerspooner Remix) - The Killers
- Cutt off – Kasabian
- Train – Goldfrapp
- Mega C – Fischerspooner
- Just let go (This White Duke Remix) – Fischerspooner
- God is a DJ (Monster Mix) - Faithless
- Believe (Extended Version) – The Chemical Brothers
Too much Fischerspooner in there – but I needed something inherently cheesy and slightly risqué to carry me through the first part of my day…
That little 'list only took me through to Milton Keynes – which is never a good place to be without an internal soundtrack – so I snuck the iPod on to Shuffle and let fate decide. I should point out that I have nearly 4,000 songs on my iPod, including a lot of stuff I’d rather forget – but sometimes the patented Apple-Mindlink™ technology deployed through the Machine-Man Interface Device (or “earphones”) works like a dream:
- Towers of Dub (Original Mix) – The Orb
- In between days (Shivver mix) – The Cure
- Vavoom – Man With No Name
- Amoeba – The Future Sound of London
- L.S.F. – Kasabian
- Great things – Echobelly
- Every valley shall be exalted (Messiah) – George Frederic Handel [as I was passing through the picture-squew Trent Valley]
- Teleport – Man With No Name
- Overdrive (Original Mix) – DJ Sandy vs House Trap [look, I told you there was stuff I’d rather forget]
- Who put the bom in the bom bom diddleye bom – Bentlay Rhythm Ace
- Walk away – Sisters of Mercy [at Stoke-on-Trent station – am I being sent a message?]
- Just like heaven (Acoustic Version) – The Cure
- Fireworks – Moby
- Shiva – Fields of the Nephilim
- Beyond the pale – The Mission
- Live – The Kleptones
- Fall out of love (Hybrid’s Charging Piano Mix) – Hybrid
- Catch – The Cure
- Win your love – The Duke Spirit
- Into the deep – Kula Shaker [just pulling into Manchester Piccadilly station]
20 songs, four duds, marks out of ten: eight.